i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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