I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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