u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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