ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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