thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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