I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
time to smoke my breakfast
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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