i was born a porn star she said
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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