What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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