: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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