Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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