:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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