We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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