im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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