Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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