do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
