quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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