i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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