no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Success! We fucked roommates!
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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