Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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