fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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