Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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