What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
A bitchslap is in order.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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