he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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