Non-Jews are for practice
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Watching her eat just hurts me
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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