Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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