So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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