IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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