I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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