i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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