WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I have post one night stand depression
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