my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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