Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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