you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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