Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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