would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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