You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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