oh god the rape fog is back!
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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