Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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