Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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