She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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