I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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