I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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