he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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