Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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