my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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