so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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