I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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