I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Girls should come with a carfax report
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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