Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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