David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Randomize
