I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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