Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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