This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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