Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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