This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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